STILL SCOURING THE PAPERS FOR ITEMS THAT WILL TRIGGER A RESPONSE- HOPEFULLY CREATIVE.....
https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/travel/ireland/the-10-worst-habits-of-irish-hotel-guests-1.3170160
The 10 Worst Habits of Irish Hotel Guests
1-Chicking Fingers?
How does that go?
"Ansin buachaill!"
Haven't tried that....
2-The Silent Charge?
For soiled sheets?
Torn linen?
General mayhem?
Never went on a Hen...
Sad life...
3-Taking Food from the Breakfast Buffet?
Guilty your honour as charged
Stocking up for elevenses, lunch
and an unforeseeable future famine....
4-The Very- Hard- to -Please- Guest?
Possibly...
Can't see the sea from here!
Want a room with a view!
And Daniel Day Lewis too!
5-Hanging out in Corridors?
Naked?
Sex in fire escapes?
Haven't lived yet- clearly.
6-Smoking in Bed?
Nicotine or marijuana?
Compromised airways
Can't even inhale air
Properly
7-Scamming for a Freebie?
There's a used condom, injection pen,
Alien (not used) in my room!!!
Never thought of it.....
Does it work?????
9-Professional Complainer?
Firing off on social media?
Or Trip Advisor?
Or blogging?
Enough said...
10-Leaving Embarrassing Items Behind?
Sex toys?
Underwear?
Alcohol?
Never alcohol.....
But What About the Prosthetic Leg?
No one saw him leave
And he never returned for it!
A No- Brainer......
Thanks to you, I'm getting to read all these fascinating articles!!
ReplyDeleteAnd it would seem I've lived an even more sheltered life than you - I never, ever, take anything from the breakfast buffet. Having to witness my mother help herself daily while on holidays was enough of an embarrassment to put me off for life!